Born on Pi .
Sun Pisces, Cancer Rising
Learn to swim.
I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.
5 - my favorite color is orange.
9 - I’m 5’7
28 - I listen to a little bit of everything. I like anything from foreign music (I know a Swedish rap for example) to classic rock, dubstep, metal, punk, 90s alternative, old screamo, doom, opera, classical… basically I’ll listen to anything you put on the radio except country.
38 - the longest I’ve gone without sleep is just over five days (124 hours).
63 - the biggest fear I can admit to the public is scoleciphobia, intense fear of worms and parasites.
68 - my favorite subject in school was art.
100 - my current room is white. At my parents my room is hot pink, lime green and dandelion yellow.
|1. What is you middle name?|
|2. How old are you?|
|3. What is your birthday?|
|4. What is your zodiac sign?|
|5. What is your favorite color?|
|6. What's your lucky number?|
|7. Do you have any pets?|
|8. Where are you from?|
|9. How tall are you?|
|10. What shoe size are you?|
|11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?|
|12. What was your last dream about?|
|13. What talents do you have?|
|14. Are you psychic in any way?|
|15. Favorite song?|
|16. Favorite movie?|
|17. Who would be your ideal partner?|
|18. Do you want children?|
|19. Do you want a church wedding?|
|20. Are you religious?|
|21. Have you ever been to the hospital?|
|22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?|
|23. Have you ever met any celebrities?|
|24. Baths or showers?|
|25. What color socks are you wearing?|
|26. Have you ever been famous?|
|27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?|
|28. What type of music do you like?|
|29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?|
|30. How many pillows do you sleep with?|
|31. What position do you usually sleep in?|
|32. How big is your house?|
|33. What do you typically have for breakfast?|
|34. Have you ever fired a gun?|
|35. Have you ever tried archery?|
|36. Favorite clean word?|
|37. Favorite swear word?|
|38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?|
|39. Do you have any scars?|
|40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?|
|41. Are you a good liar?|
|42. Are you a good judge of character?|
|43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?|
|44. Do you have a strong accent?|
|45. What is your favorite accent?|
|46. What is your personality type?|
|47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?|
|48. Can you curl your tongue?|
|49. Are you an innie or an outie?|
|50. Left or right handed?|
|51. Are you scared of spiders?|
|52. Favorite food?|
|53. Favorite foreign food?|
|54. Are you a clean or messy person?|
|55. Most used phrased?|
|56. Most used word?|
|57. How long does it take for you to get ready?|
|58. Do you have much of an ego?|
|59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?|
|60. Do you talk to yourself?|
|61. Do you sing to yourself?|
|62. Are you a good singer?|
|63. Biggest Fear?|
|64. Are you a gossip?|
|65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?|
|66. Do you like long or short hair?|
|67. Can you name all 50 states of America?|
|68. Favorite school subject?|
|69. Extrovert or Introvert?|
|70. Have you ever been scuba diving?|
|71. What makes you nervous?|
|72. Are you scared of the dark?|
|73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?|
|74. Are you ticklish?|
|75. Have you ever started a rumor?|
|76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?|
|77. Have you ever drank underage?|
|78. Have you ever done drugs?|
|79. Who was your first real crush?|
|80. How many piercings do you have?|
|81. Can you roll your Rs?"|
|82. How fast can you type?|
|83. How fast can you run?|
|84. What color is your hair?|
|85. What color is your eyes?|
|86. What are you allergic to?|
|87. Do you keep a journal?|
|88. What do your parents do?|
|89. Do you like your age?|
|90. What makes you angry?|
|91. Do you like your own name?|
|92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?|
|93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?|
|94. What are you strengths?|
|95. What are your weaknesses?|
|96. How did you get your name?|
|97. Were your ancestors royalty?|
|98. Do you have any scars?|
|99. Color of your bedspread?|
|100. Color of your room?|
Benefits of big hips:
Laundry basket rest
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess
(Source: , via bekkathyst)
why you should be my friend
- I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
- I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
- I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
- nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.
Today is my five year anniversary with my lady.
"I like you better when you’re high."
You care so much about the sound of your own voice that you forgot what mine sounds like.
I don’t want to be just another girl that you’ll get tired of after a few months. I want to be the girl who fills your thoughts at 2am when you can’t sleep and the girl who you dream about when you finally go to sleep.
And if I’m not that girl for you, please walk out of my life because I refuse to be forgotten and ignored.
There are no extra pieces in the universe. Everyone is here because he or she has a place to fill, and every piece must fit itself into the big jigsaw puzzle.